'Survivor' recap: All About the Benjamins

So a guy walks into a pizza parlor and says, "Hey, I’m looking for Pepé."

"Who?" says the manager.

"Pepé. Is Pepé here?"

"I don’t think so. Pepé! Anyone here named Pepé?"

No one answers.

"Sorry, no Pepé here, buddy," says the manager.

"Are you sure? I’m pretty sure Pepé is right behind you," says the customer.

The manager looks behind him but sees only pizzas just out of the oven.

"There ain’t nobody behind me," says the manager.

"Sure there is. There’s Pepé. Pepé Roni!"

The manager then takes out a shotgun and shoots the customer in the face.

HA! HA! HA! Hilarious! Just a little "Chucky The Cheese" humor courtesy of my good friend Benjamin. Benjamin loves "Chucky The Cheese" jokes and Halloween jokes too. You know what else Benjamin loves? Being called Benjamin! Or Benji for short. Either one will do. Beep! Beep! Then you’ll be in the driver’s seat, baby! Read More...



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