AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL “LaToya Jackson” Review

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL "La Toya Jackson" Cycle 17 Episode 5 – The first few minutes are spent on the girls whinging about how they have to step up their game. I have to admire the shows’ producers to allow Angelea’s confession that after America’s Next Top Model she was not wanted by any modelling agency. The girls get really really confused about math, so when Bianca tries to clear upthe times with Shannon, the latter bursts into tears. Biana narrates the sequence beautifully: "So now the crying Christian is going off and I’m just standing there like this: I didn’t do it…before I could say anything, Lisa, sheriff of Top Model town jumps in."

The girls are sent to the Santa Monica pier where they’re met by the Kardashians who offers the winner clothes. The walkway is a carousel ride, which should be as ridiculous as it looks. Is it wrong of me to feel bad that the Kardashians didn’t even get their own show, that instead this episode is named for La Toya Jackson. The runway is disastrous and looks really really really stupid. The girls literally leap onto the carousel and then leap back off like freaking Indiana Jones triple lite. These models are supposed ‘all-stars’ but they all seem to have crappy walks. Read More...


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