‘Gossip Girl’ Season 5, Episode 4, ‘Memoirs of an Invisible Dan’: TV Recap

On tonight’s "Gossip Girl," Dan’s book comes out! Who will see the truth of "Inside!" which is already 38th on Amazon’s fake pre-order list because this is so not real life. But first, Dan has to warn the crowd of five left in his life before everyone comes to .. the big party!

Blair is already complaining about being huge, although she’s about two minutes pregnant. Her faux prince wants to tell the family. Blair is worried she’ll be the star of a new show called "royally screwed," which is probably the best line in GG so far this season. She’s refusing to read Dan’s book. But apparently the prince has and he’s not happy. He decides to put the squash on telling his family.

Serena is working v. hard doing some sort of film thing. She’s sending Daniel Day Lewis rosebushes as bribes to do movies. Nate is digging up dirt on random people for Liz Hurley by using photos from the confiscated phones from last week. We’re not really sure why he’s all into her. One of the missing phones belongs to Charlie/Ivy, who is still all fakey. She helpfully offers to help find Ivy and sneaks her phone back. What a nice girl! Unfortunately, Liz Hurley has Charlie/Ivy’s number – literally. Liz decides to blackmail Charlie/Ivy and offers to protect her in return for something v. bad, we’re sure. Read More...


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