Two and a Half Men 9.05 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro" Recap

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Adult films, magic brownies and a giant cat holding a churro. Sounds like an episode of Two and a Half Men.

After a night of dinner, drinks and valet parking, Lyndsey just wants to go to sleep and offers Alan $20 to let her do so. He refuses, so she kicks him out of bed and he joins Walden in front of the TV. Walden is trying to learn to drink, because he wants an additional way to wallow over his ex-wife. Alan suggests they watch TV, and they end up on a late-night adult channel featuring a man and woman in a 16th century kitchen. It takes Alan longer than Walden to realize that the female star is Lyndsey.

The next morning, Alan refuses to talk—or do anything—with Lyndsey, but doesn't tell her why. After she leaves, Alan tries to talk to Berta about the situation, but she leaves mid-conversation out of boredom. Good ol' Berta. Walden shows up and announces his only takeaway from Lyndsey's film: he wants to learn how to bake.

At Lyndsey's house, Alan tells her that he saw the film and she explains that the casting director said he could get her on Melrose Place. (He didn't lie: Courtney Thorne-Smith did indeed star in Melrose Place.) Lyndsey says she was ashamed about it and didn't want anyone to know, and they proceed to discuss all of the things Alan has done that he doesn't want anyone to know. It's a long list, ranging from a peanut butter and dog scenario to possibly being the father of Judith and Herb's child. It ends with the fact that he stole Lyndsey's diamond earrings from his ex-wife. That gets him kicked out. Read More...


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