'Two and a Half Men' recap: Onwards and Upwards

Well, that was a welcome visit, wasn't it? I have to admit that much of this experimental new season has been as painful to write about as it's been to witness, but I was cautiously optimistic going into this week's episode. We had Alcide "I dare you to clothe me" Herveaux from True Blood, Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development ("say goodbye to these, Michael"), and even Sue Sylvester from Glee, if you're into that sort of thing. And you know what? I chuckled a few times. I did, guys.

Let's start with the weird and gross: Walden started off naked in his living room (again), while Alan and Jake were doing, you know, nothing. Their sloth was interrupted by the sheer power of Walden's massive manhood just as insecure Alan's penis pump arrived in the mail. Before we had too much time to think about that, Walden found his divorce papers in the pile as well. Phew! But Walden (who was clearly not okay), insisted that he was totally okay. "It's only the final death knell of the most meaningful relationship of my life." Meltdown, ahoy! Read More...



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