Before we dive deep into the episode, can we all just acknowledge that Estella post-op was the most terrifying fright of Halloween night. Oh, the poor woman, who gave her already lovely face over to Paul's knife. (And good grief, is this what doctors are like when their patients are under? Leaving voice mails for Mark Wahlberg and trying to find Kim Richards a date!) Kyle was already nervous going in to see her mother-in-law in the recovery room. In Estella's place was a ghoul with bloated, ravaged face, chuckling to herself and reaching for human flesh. "Are you going to dance with me!?" the thing croaked. Sweet Mauricio: "Sure, maybe later." For the love of God, get Portia out of there and don't let her look directly in its eyes!
On with the show! Mohamed's party plans were in full swing but there was one hitch for the Housewives. He had dark history with Russell so Lisa, somewhat gleefully, had to call Taylor and tell her she was welcome to join in on the fun but not her husband. "You said to always invite you anyways..." said Lisa, preening in her convertible. When is the episode coming where Lisa rear-ends Reese Witherspoon? Because this woman never has a hand on the wheel. Read More...http://tvrecaps.ew.com/recap/real-housewives-beverly-hills-season-two-episode-nine/