'America's Next Top Model: All-Stars' Recap: The Girls Go Viral, and We're All Infected

Before tonight's episode even began, my patience for this season of America's Next Top Model was wearing dangerously thin. After several weeks of ridiculous challenges and unwarranted eliminations, now Bianca, and any promise of real drama to come, are gone. Plus, there hasn't been a REAL modeling challenge in three weeks. THREE WEEKS!

And tonight, things just got worse, because that's Tyra's way. Just when you think she might realize her show is straying too far from its original premise, that perhaps it's time to dial things back a bit and start making sense again ... that's when the REAL crazy begins. And not the ha-ha crazy. The bam-bam (that's my head against the wall) crazy. Truly, the only joy I found in this episode was being able to air all my grievances here, for you. So let's go:



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