Recap: 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' - 'Your Face or Mine?'

What I love most about the housewives of Beverly Hills is that they're not shy about pumping their faces full of plastic and Botox and possibly drain cleaner in their quest to remain young and (sometimes) creepy looking. Take, for example, tonight's big event: Paul's Night of Beauty. Paul, as we know, is Adrienne's plastic surgeon husband, and he's inviting all of the housewives over for snacks and free treatments. It's like a spa day, except with numbing cream and pain! While most of the girls are lining up for Botox and fillers, Kyle is bravely taking on having her "love handles" (she thinks calling them that is cute, but I can't get the image of a fat, middle-aged man out of my head) warmed off. Or I think it's warming it off. It looks like she's being slowly roasted under a fast food heat lamp, but I'm sure it's much, much fancier than that. 

Taylor is Paul's next victim, I mean patient. She tells Lisa she's getting filler in her face, but Lisa tells her to eat something. Taylor is so annoyed! She has a genetically thin face. Yes, and that genetically thin face would plump right up if she went up a dress size. Taylor makes a point of showing Lisa that she brought snacks. Lisa is unimpressed. But then, Lisa is only there to make fun of everyone, as she's not having any treatments herself. She's got a job, you know! If she wants to have work done, she takes a proper vacation until the swelling goes down! Read More...


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