Let's play a game. Close your eyes and raise your hand if you said, "Oh, yeah! I forgot about all those storylines," while watching the "Previously on 'Glee'" segment. Now, open your eyes. Everyone's hand is up? That's what I thought.
To be fair, if anything was going to bulldoze every single story arc from this season so far, it's Kurt and Blaine doin' it.
The first big storyline "Glee" reintroduced was Puck being hot for teacher. Appropriately, Puck sang a kick-ass version of the Van Halen song, the title of which is escaping me at the moment. Blaine and Mike were kind enough to lend their awesome moves as background singers/dancer/sword fighters, but Finn decided to ruin the number with his weird drummer grimace that looks like he was trying to eat his own face. (From here on out, "Finn" will be appended as "Finn's Face.")
For Puck, he and Shelby are the perfect pair, "like Woody Allen and that Chinese girl," but Shelby said making out with him was a mistake and ignored the best biggest reasons they should be together: "1) You're hot. 2) I'm hot." Read More...