Ashton Kutcher may be a newly single man, but last night's Two and a Half Men certainly started in old familiar territory: with a dick joke. "Can I ask you a question?" Jake asked as he strolled through a supermarket aisle of non-name-brand cereals. Get me the Oat Blenders, yo! "No Jake, I've never measured my penis," Walden replied. Har-har.
Penis advice, however, was not what Jake desired. It was gainful employment. "If you have so much money, why do you do your own grocery shopping?" he asked. "You could just write a list and hire someone to do it for you. You know, like a 17-year-old go-getter with a valid driver's license and no chance of getting into college?" Okay, so he's not exactly aiming for the stars, but it's better than being Alan. Read More...http://tvrecaps.ew.com/recap/two-and-a-half-men-s09e10-walden-alan-ring/