The episode opened with some words of wisdom from Kim, who was still smarting from the beef at her baby shower: "Keep the ex-cons and assholes off the guest list next time." At least Phaedra felt bad about the whole fracas, so she popped by with a sweet bassinet stuffed with noggin caps and lovies. Delightful shower, she oozed at a skeptical looking Kim. Venue, fabulous. Invitations, fabulous. Behavior, fabulous. Then a baby stripper named Fabulous burst out of the bassinet lining and stuck his uncircumcised wee wee in Kim's ear!
Phaedra took one look at Kim's cocked eyebrow and immediately apologized for the mess between Apollo and Peter. It was rather nice actually and Kim immediately shifted all of the blame onto that senior citizen Peter. ("What is he, 65? 75?" Oof.) Their tensions smoothed, Phaedra asked after the baby and recommended a drugged vampire style delivery. Picture it: An Atlanta local theater staging a production of Breaking Dawn. Kim Zolciak's name in lights on the theater marquee! Read More...http://tvrecaps.ew.com/recap/real-housewives-atlanta-season-four-ridiculous/