'Jersey Shore Shark Attack' hits Syfy ... not kidding


Was Syfy's "Snomageddon" not weird enough for you? Do evil snow globes seem a bit boring? Never fear, my friends. Syfy would never let you down. According to EW, their newest movie will be called "Jersey Shore Shark Attack." (Yes, some of us wish that would really happen too.)Believe it or not, this film has some big names. Paul Sorvino will be hitting the beach, along with Joey Fatone from 'N Sync, William Atherton and Tony Sirico. Don't worry. The original show will be represented. Vinny Guadagnino from "Jersey Shore" is part of the cast as well. In case the title wasn't descriptive enough, here is the synopsis. Rare swarms of sharks are hitting the Jersey shore because of illegal underwater drilling, leaving the locals to save the day. (Thanks for the environmental message, Syfy.) Captain Sallie (Sirico) is a local in touch with boardwalk life, Moretti (Jack Scalia) is a former beach bum turned...



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