'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' recap: What Happens on Camera, Stays on Camera

The episode opened with Taylor and her best friend Leese sitting for a little lunch al fresco. Boy, pinky swears really are powerful! Taylor looked pale, but mostly recovered from her descent into Malibu-induced psychosis. She confided, in a jovial tone of voice, that she'd blacked out and had no memories other than Dedra's flaring nostrils of the night. It's just that her heart starts racing so fast and she can't catch her breath and after two glasses of Pinot Grigio she needs someone to hold her hair back. At this point the waitress came by with a freshly uncorked bottle of white. "To me this look like a cry for help," said Lisa. And when Lisa sees a flare of need in the air, she responds. Kyle can't come to the bachelorette party so what would really make Pandora's night special is a guest appearance by an emotionally unstable woman who may or may not hate her mother. Vegas, baby! A night away could do Taylor good. If s&@^ hits the fan, Lisa can lock her in a Planet Hollywood bathroom with a $3.95 buffet rib eye like the Hangover tiger. (Adrienne will have us all know that steaks at the Palms are  only $3.50 and tubs in the suites are made of genuine Italian granite. And she would have sent Pandy and all her friends home with their own personal Playboy bunny waitresses if only Lisa had given her the chance.) Read More...



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