'The Bachelor' Premiere Recap: The Dog and Pony Show Begins

Here we go again. Another revolution around the sun, and a brand new season of The Bachelor that will probably make me want to hurl myself into the sun. Big wheel keep on turnin', The Bachelor keep on burnin' (as fueled by a million candles and a bottomless tank of lady-on-lady hatred). .
Last season, we watched as Ben Flajnik (there he is, sitting on the world's most uncomfortable and least sexy chair!), the adorable weirdo with a quasi-lesbian haircut, fell slow and hard for Ashley Hebert (star of the new FOX movie, Chipwrecked!) But when he proposed, she said no, so he said back, "Good things don't end, unless they end badly." And sometimes bad things don't end at all. Like this show, which has been on for approximately 86 seasons and 10 million years..



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