Jersey Shore Season 5 Premiere Recap: The Unit Causes Trouble, Ryder Hooks Up With Pauly D

You guuuys! It's Jerzday, Jerzday, gotta get down on Jerzday! Well, it was yesterday. Yeah, we know you were dancing around your living rooms, making up alternate Rebecca Black lyrics, holding a giant margarita (possibly with a beer dumped in it) in hand last night for the triumphant return of Jersey Shore Season 5 on Thursday night. Man, did it feel right. Back in Seaside Heights, back where the chicks are easy, the manparts are shaped like watermelons, tanning oil flows freely, and the STD...
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