'Dance Moms': 5 Most Outrageous Moments from the Premiere

Dance Moms returned to Lifetime last night, louder and more spellbindingly horrific than before. I'd believe you if you told me that dance coach Abby Lee Miller spent her between-seasons break chewing on broken glass and taking screaming lessons from Al Pacino. She's that scary.
Although, as I watched the episode last night, I realized that Abby reminds me more of another Hollywood mainstay: Mama Fratelli from The Goonies! (Earlier this week, my BuddyTV comrade John Kubicek compared Abby to the bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, on South Park, while is also completely accurate and perfect.)
Say what you (or rather, I) will about Abby's methods, but the woman GETS RESULTS. And she also makes for some of the most outrageous moments on reality television. Here are my favorite jaw-dropping and laugh-out-loud moments from last night's Dance Moms premiere. (If you missed it, watch the episode on Lifetime before it's gone.)

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/dance-moms/dance-moms-season-2-premiere-m-43427.aspx

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