It's time to cozy up on the couch and break out your ice-cold can of Coca-Cola... because Idol. Is. Back. (Those were dramatic Ryan Seacrest-esque pauses.) Throughout the season, there will be highs (a la Kelly Clarkson's "Respect"), and more often than not, there will be lows (William Hung's "She Bangs"), but the important thing to remember here is that we're in this together. OK?