It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to make it happen for Miss Piggy's dress tonight!
And so, Austin Scarlett perfectly captured the wondrous excitement of tonight's Project Runway assignment and guest judge: MISS PIGGY!
To kick off the episode, the all-stars hear their new assignment is a "flamboyant cocktail dress for one of the most famous fashionitas" in the world. Austin thinks of the holy homo trinity ("Lady Gaga, Madonna, Cher"), I guess because he forgot one essential detail: This show is on Lifetime. So Miss Piggy, #1 glamor icon of three-dimensional fictional characters, it is.