American Idol Recap: TV Show of Dreams

If I told you that an early audition episode of American Idol got through one whole hour without making a single joke at a mentally challenged person’s expense, would you believe me? Would you also believe I kind of miss it? 

First things first. Have you guys seen that trailer for the 3-D rerelease of Titanic? I know we’re excited to give James Cameron twenty more of our dollars to see which props are in front of which, but that’s not what I’m getting at here. The one thing that sticks out for me is Gloria Stuart’s voice-over: "They called the Titanic THE SHIP OF DREAMS, and it was! It really was!" Did they? Did people talk like Bachelor contestants 100 years ago? This seems apocryphal. And gross. Read More...


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