'The Bachelor' Recap: A Whole Nude Ball Game

Tonight, Ben and his harem go to beautiful Vieques, Puerto Rico. Everyone's excited, except Courtney, who was here two months ago and also doesn't have the part of her brain that would enable emotions like "excitement" or "remorse."

Puerto Rico is an island of rich culture, beautiful scenery and contentious political status -- aspects that The Bachelor will glaze over, exploit and ignore, respectively, so the women can play baseball in short-shorts and a model can get naked on the beach so a guy will like her the most. Sorry, Puerto Rico. (Hey, remember this fall when The Bachelor showed up and Puerto Ricans thought they were filming a porn? Now we know why.)



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