Gossip Girl Recap: Jesus Owes Me One

On last night’s centennial episode of Gossip Girl, revelers in bright Fascinators poured into the St. James church for the wedding of Blair Waldorf, Princess of the Met Steps, to Louis Grimaldi, Prince of Monaco. With strains of the song that first ushered the show onto the air playing cheerily in the background, our mysterious narrator looked back at how far Blair, and we all, have come. "Who would have thought that in just five short years, she could turn that headband into a tiara for real?" she mused. Indeed. As always, on the surface, everything looked idyllic. But underneath, anxiety and regret were bubbling. Five years?!? Some people might have been thinking. Holy hell, what have I done with my life? Inside the Waldorf’s bridal chamber, the brunette bride-to-be grasped her maid of honor's hand. "Are you sure nothing’s going to ruin it?" she asked. "Of course not!" the maid of honor replied, for she is an idiot. "What could?" Read More...



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