American Idol Recap: Team Time

Welcome back to Hollywood! Whose role, as anyone who knows Los Angeles reasonably well can attest, is clearly being played by Pasadena! Ryan Seacrest promises that tonight, "dreams will come crashing down," which is a clunky way of reminding whoever might have forgotten that someone straight up fell off the front of the stage at the end of last night’s show.

To review: Symone Black sang "Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay," woozily answered a few of the judges’ questions, and then visited Plop City, USA. We begin in medias res; Symone is being tended to by a team of paramedics and terrified 19 Entertainment lawyers. She slowly regains consciousness, reveals that she hasn’t eaten since lunch, and Jennifer Lopez looks upon the scene in a way that only be described as peevish. It’s pretty delicious, I won’t lie. Read More...


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