American Idol Recap: You Ret to Rock?

Like Downton Abbey, American Idol seems like it’s trying to atone for a few lackluster episodes by stuffing a two-hour episode with far more action than is necessary. (Not to go too far off topic here, but can we agree that Downton Abbey is hurtling headlong toward an episode where the Dowager Countess jumps a car over a creek?)

We begin with Group Day and a few wonderful examples of why it doesn’t ever seem to work. Alisha the Cop moans, "Ohhh, Group Day. I wouldn’t do it again if I HAD TO," which, you know what, Alisha? I bet you won’t. Then two other people I’ve never seen before have this exchange:


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