America's Next Top Model 18.01 "Kelly Osbourne" Review

I believe it was Thomas Mann who stated "Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunderstorm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols."

Apparently Thomas Mann wasn't a big fan of Top Model, because like death, taxes, and Cher outliving all of us, a new cycle of Tyra's Home for Wayward Girls is a certainty of life. At least every September and February/March, that is. No matter rain, sleet, or threat of unkempt weave, Top Model has managed to be there, like a loving mother or herpes, and Wednesday saw the latest cycle attempt take-off. This time around, it's American Revolution II: Electric Boogaloo, with seven girls from either side of the Atlantic attempting to prove, once and for all, which country is fiercer. Read More...


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