Jersey Shore Recap: Inside Out

All right, all right, I admit it. I'm starting to really like Nicole this season. It's like wifing up and settling down has had the inverse effect it does on say, your high school friends from the midwest on Facebook. Maybe it's humanized her in that way! Because, I have to say, aside from being a pretty horrible employee, she's spent the season being nice — to her dad and boyfriend and housemates.

Forgive me for what I'm about to say, but it's been a long week of sweaty pundits and ethically murky mini-documentaries: we have real villains these days — ones who want to take away our birth control and our unions and invalidate the marriages of our Neil Patrick Harrises. If Snook's biggest crime is being kind of a sloppy drunk with Ultimate Warrior hair, then I'm sure we can direct our vitriolic SomeECards and weak-ass Mayan apocalypse jokes at some other cultural pinata. Love you, Snooks — don't forget your folic acid. Read More...


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