'America's Next Top Model: British Invasion' Recap: Greased Whinin'

Last week, Louise had an epic meltdown and Kelly Cutrone revealed that even though she's new and knows little to nothing about modeling, she's NOT the judge to mess with. Or to look straight in the eye. Or to speak to, if what's coming out of your mouth isn't a compliment about her. What a delightful addition to the panel she's turning out to be! If Andre Leon Talley actually watched Top Model (I doubt he even did when he was on the show) he'd be rolling in his massive Dolce & Gabbana caftan, watching what she's doing to his old seat.

This week, we begin where we ended last week: The Brits are traumatized by the loss of Louise, but feeling slightly buoyed by the fact that the Americans are "turning on each other." Eboni now resents her "30-Never" name because she doesn't want to be seen as a little girl (or a baby prostitute, as she looked like in last week's photo) and ironically acts even MORE like a baby while insisting that she's an "adult" who has "been through some sh*t." She lists off her personal and family troubles almost a little toooo easily, like she's used to giving this speech when things don't go her way. Then she takes her anger out on Kyle for seemingly no reason. Unless you count the reason that she's a vindictive whiner.



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