'America's Next Top Model: British Invasion' Recap: Eat Your Heart Out, Mrs. Buttersworth

I apologize for the tardiness of this recap, my darling Top Model devotees. I'm sure no less than three of you sat up all night hitting the refresh button until your thumbs were as shiny and sore as Nigel Barker's head. Did you worry that, after reading ANTM demigod Rich Juzwiak's confessional allocution on never recapping again, that I'd gone out of the business for good? No, my sweets. While Rich raises many great points about how recapping for hours and days and weeks and months and years on end can break your soul, just like Tyra, I've never been burdened with one of those. And so the two of us will soldier on, she creating episodes of Top Model and I recapping them, until the revolution comes and our televisions are occupied by more pressing matters, like those jolly Hunger Games I keep hearing so much about. Now that's a reality show with some stakes!  Read More...



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