American Idol Recap: Watching From the Sky Does Not Make It Better

This is pretty much sweeps week for my American Idol recaps; last night I was in a delightfully tragic Bourbon Street gay bar, and tonight I will be watching the show on an airplane. It’s called keeping it fresh. And for extra pizzazz, I will intersperse this recap with some fun facts from the People magazine "American Idol: Where Are They Now" special issue, out now and considerably more embarrassing to buy at an airport Hudson News than pornography. You’ll find out who got married (many), who’s singing on cruise ships (many more), and who has a newborn child named Kayden (a startling 83 percent).

The opening montage is set to fun.'s "We Are Young (Except Elise Testone)" and tells us to expect the unexpected. So you’re going to sort out your sound issues and get us out of here in a reasonable amount of time? Alas, no. Read More...


Want to comment on this? First, you must log in to your SideReel account!