Bart Bass is alive! He's ALIVE! Chuck is taking it pretty well on "Gossip Girl." Bart says someone tried to kill him and he pretended to be dead in order to protect Chuck and Lily. Dan gets out of the shower and his hair is the size of Manhattan. It's an exploded shaggy mushroom of Manhattan. Anyway, Blair finds out he turned down the internship in Rome for her and urges him to reconsider.