Gossip Girl Recap: Daddy Sang Bass

"But Lola and I have a plan," Nate said early on in last night’s episode of Gossip Girl. In retrospect, that these rank amateurs were mounting a scheme of their own should have indicated what was to come. In the second-to-last episode of the second-to-last (we think?) season of the Greatest Show of Our Time, everyone had a plan: Blair was plotting with Chuck to find out the truth about his father, Chuck was plotting with Diana, who was plotting with Bart Bass. Inevitably, the plots and plans collided, becoming a writhing mess in which somehow Serena ended up pretending to be Blair and Lola and Ivy pretended to be hookers, all in order to help Chuck’s daddy, whether he wanted it or not. It was, as Gossip Girl might say were it appropriate for television, a total Chucksterfuck. Read More...



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