The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Soggy Pool Party

We celebrated matriarchal glory in the various ways we saw fit — pastel-colored flowers hastily picked up at Penn Station, tasteful brunches, Waka Flocka Flame concerts — but the 'Wives weren't the ones who earned our respect this week. No, the night belongs to Richie, that pudgy little Jeff Goldblum–looking motherfucker, who's the unexpected voice of reason throughout.

As they ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines/massive SUVs, the housewives minus Melissa and Teresa fill their husbands in on the throwdown at the Summer Solstice Party. Kathy wants to invite the Giudices to the Wakile's upcoming pool party, but Richie insists she should just burn that bridge already. Read More...


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