'The Bachelorette' premiere: Emily Maynard gets a helicopter arrival and two single dads


Here we go, gang! The summer is here because "The Bachelorette" is kicking off! A disclaimer for my regular readers - I am with child this season of the show and as such, I cannot crack open a bottle of wine (or two!) for the show this year, so if I'm not as funny, that may have something to do with it. IntroductionsSo, Emily's just as pretty and kind of boring as we all remember. She seems sweet, it's not personal. But there just hasn't yet been a huge spark out of her, so here's hoping Emily can show off more personality on this season than on "The Bachelor."Highlights of the men's video intros include:Kalon seems like a giant d-bag and he looks quite a bit like Cillian Murphy. He claims he's grown up now and not a loud, obnoxious womanizer anymore. We'll see about that.Hey, look - an African-American man! And just when you...



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