'The Bachelorette' Premiere Recap: Emily Maynard's One Hot Mama

Here we go again. Later in the summer, we'll be treated to the Olympics of athleticism. Tonight, we once again begin a slightly less ancient and much less honorable tradition -- the Olympics of televised dating. Tonight, 25 men began this harrowing race. This decathlon of emotions, embarrassment and ego. But by the end, only one man will be left standing with the shiny and coveted gold medal. Or, rather, the coveted woman who's wearing a shiny gold dress tonight -- Emily Maynard. And at the end of all this, she hopes to have something that many women would probably prefer over a gold medal: A diamond.

This is truly epic stuff, you guys! If only Morgan Freeman were here to do voiceover.



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