'The Catalina' premiere on The CW: What did you think of Morgan, Nathan, and the gang?


We don't generally turn to The CW for our reality television needs, but if you're looking for a little mindless (really, really mindless) entertainment, "The Catalina" serves to fill the void until "Jersey Shore" comes back on the air.Nathan is the owner of The Catalina Hotel & Beach Club, a Miami spring break hotspot that's pretty much any sane person's worst nightmare. Stephanie is the general manager -- and, naturally, Nathan praises her hospitality and her cleavage in equal measure. Our favorite "character" (because these can't be real people, they can't) is Morgan, the general manager of the sushi restaurant at the hotel. She thinks all her employees are "very stupid," and in turn, the employees have dubbed her The Russian Babykiller. "Which is absurd," she says, "because I don't like Russians. I hate Russians and Germans. French are not my favorite either." She works closely with Eyal, an Israeli army man turned bartender. "My...



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