True Blood Season 5 Premiere Recap: "Turn! Turn! Turn!"

Pop a fang erection, y'all, True Blood is back and better than ever! It's been a year since our favorite NC-17 bloodbath was in our lives, and let's just say it was worth the wait. Russell Edgington has been unearthed from his grave, there's more than the usual amount of incest, and yes –– there's a new baby vamp in town. Grab your smelling salts (Eric 's naked bod might cause fainting spells), and let's get this fangfest started!
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