"These Walls Are Sheets": Greatest Quotes From Secret Life Season 5, Episode 2: "Shotgun"

This week's Secret Life of The American Teenager quotes were even more fabulous than usual — mostly because George Juergens and Leo Boykewich wandered around talking about lady-waxing, meat, and witches brew. Sigh, these two! Together, they are the perfect middle-aged man. Check out the best zingers from Season 5, Episode 2, "Shotgun": 5. George greets the ladies: "If I had known you were all going to be here, I would have picked up some Eye of Newt." Stop the world, it appears as...


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