True Blood Recap: The Least Believable Whorehouse in San Francisco

Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of the not-at-all-patented "True Blood Bonkers Index." This episode is titled"Whatever I Am, You Made Me," à la the Nina Simone tune of the same name. I feel like a lot of us would like to be a fly on the wall were it possible to see Nina Simone react to this episode, maybe in her later years, maybe after a couple of bottles of wine. I don't know, just saying. 

This week, Bill and Eric struck a deal with the Authority. Alcide found out that Sookie murdered his girlfriend and was kind of okay with it. Tara tried to kill herself, albeit unsuccessfully. Bill tried to tell her that it's a natural urge, probably because we're only watching the muffin batter full body makeup on the show, and he's living it. Read More...


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