Top True Blood Quotes From Season 5, Episode 3: "The Human Bible, It's Little Better Than Us Weekly"

You guys, Jason is going through a midlife stud crisis, and he can't stop talking about all the feelings he's feeling in his man parts. As you might expect, this makes for some stellar quotes, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the top ten doozies from True Blood Season 5, Episode 3, "Whatever I Am, You Made Me"! 10. Pam calls out Sookie: "You haven't done shit for me, Tinkerbell." If Sookie is Tinkerbell, that makes Eric Peter Pan. We can see it. 9. Eric's guard dresses him in a girdle: "Just...


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