Ah the first days of a new marriage, where a husband wants to dote on his new bride just to make her smile. Most often you end up on the beach in Fiji or getting your picture with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland.
Unless you’re Jack, then you take your new bride out to the woods to a cabin that might have been featured in a recent horror film and try to convince her she really wants to be there as the ceiling falls in and the shower covers her in mud.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Jacks concept was very romantic, after all he did bring wedding rings. I just don’t think he thought it all the way through. Jack could have prevented all of the issues they had with one of two different solutions: