'RHONJ' Recap: Analyze This [Beep]

This week on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey," we learn that Teresa and Joe are employing child laborers to help build the new garage in their wreck of a backyard. You know what's worse than forcing your daughters to pour concrete for hours and hours on end? Dressing them in less-than-stylish child laborer outfits. The Giudice girls (save for the tiniest one who I assume is inside painstakingly bedazzling something for momma) are clad in overalls, pink t-shirts and camo bandannas that have been on the "Not Hot in Gang Land" list for a few years now. As the girls stucco their little Italian fingers to the bone, Teresa takes pictures and squeals about how much money they're saving. After an unfortunate fight on the job, the kids are "fired," and I'm reminded again why I only buy goods from foreign countries: Tots there just have a much better work ethic. Read More...



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