Top True Blood Quotes From Season 5, Episode 5: "I F—ed a Fairy?!"

Another day, another fang-poppin' episode of True Blood! This week's quotes were even more OMFG-inducing than usual, mostly because Sookie spent the entire episode drunk and we spent the entire episode high on the fumes emanating from Alcide's freshly oiled six-pack. 10. Jason asks a deep question: "Hey, you know what’s fucked up?" Andy: "I got a pretty long list." How about the fact that Christopher Meloni was pushed out of Law & Order? 9. Lafayette realizes he has horns: "No,...


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