The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: I See a Red Door and I Want to Paint It Blk

Once my retinas recovered from looking directly at Melissa Gorga's sequined hot pants, it occurred to me that everybody was trying to sell something this week: Gia, her burgeoning sexuality vis-à-vis break-dancing with the big kids; Kathy Wakile, homemade snackz; Caroline Manzo, her tomato sauce; Melissa, her legitimacy as a pop singer; Joe Gorga, his "poison" (je426sg375hes9gser); and Teresa Giudice, the clever ruse of temporary sanity. Most important, Chris Laurita and the Manzos are hawking Blk.

Hey, Albie, Caroline, and Chris, what is Blk?

Oh, it's black water? Mmmmmmm, that sounds great. ("My president is black! My water is black!" chants Greg. Stop trying to make "fetch" happen, Greg.) Read More...


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