'True Blood' - 'Gone Gone Gone': If that wasn't the best vampire staking ever, I'll eat Sookie's Chinese takeout

The latest episode of "True Blood," "Gone Gone Gone," made us fall in love with Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) all over again. Not that we ever stopped (don't be ridiculous), but his poignant farewell to Hoyt (Jim Parrack) had us blubbering like a pre-vampire Tara. Hoyt, tired of being the hypotenuse of a love triangle with Jessica ( Deborah Ann Woll) and Jason, asks his ex-girlfriend (aka the "Cheeto-headed tramp," if you're asking Hoyt's mom Maxine) to meet him at Merlotte's. Before heading to Alaska for a new career in oil riggery, he has one final favor of his ex-girlfriend: to glamour away his pain. Jessica and Jason both wept as she erased Hoyt's memories of them, but Jason was disconsolate. Jess and Hoyt found (and lost) each other only recently, but Jason and Bubba were friends from childhood -- bros before Cheetos and whatnot. And when Officer Stackhouse later stopped Hoyt on his way...



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