The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: The Littlest Gentleman’s Club in Elizabeth

In Gossip Girl terms, Kim D. is the Georgina Sparks of this season, exposing Melissa van der Woodsen's sordid past and attempting to sabotage her relationships with husband Joe "Lonely Boy" Gorga and her status-obsessed best friend Teresa Waldorf-Giudice. I smell fan fiction.

Melissa is choosing between a fake-diamond-riddled shoe and a leopard-print one with the help of her makeup artist and local gay George Miguel. Apparently some music industry person is "interested" in her. Corte must be jeallllous. Kim D. calls, apologizes for talking smack about Joe Gorga, and invites her to the Posche (Porsche plus posh? A subtle portmanteau to appeal to the rich?) fashion show. Read More...


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