'Dancing With the Stars' recap: Hey, Sexy Ladies

Congrats to Team 'Gangnam Style' -- a.k.a. American Psy -- for delivering what was in many ways the best and worst group dance Planet Mirrorballus has ever seen. Mostly worst! It was the best if you love tepid messes and things that make no sense, which obviously I do because it's season 15 and I'm still sitting here in my fringed boots typing about an alternate universe. Like Kelly Monaco said, "Sometimes… trainwrecks are fun to watch."

Somehow this group f(l)ail earned Kelly, Kirstie, Emmitt, and Not-At-All-Powerful Captain Gilles three 9s, probably because if the judges had scored it fairly the entire leaderboard would have been messed up. I'm fine with that. I might even award them all 9s myself provided I'd never have to see Gilles peering into Peta's crotch, Kirstie and Maks' "mat exercises," and Bruno sniffing O Captain His Captain's lointowel ever, ever again. EWWWW.com. Read More...

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