American Horror Story Recap: Laughing All the Way to the Mossy Bank

We begin this episode much the way I wish every episode of every television show would begin: with Adam Levine being stabbed. Most of us would watch any show that began this way: a bass-fishing show, religious channel shows, a 30-minute special of Guy Fieri chugging his special brown-sugar queso fundido … it wouldn't matter. You'd have my Nielsen numbers. Just let that marinate, showrunners and programming executives.

While Channing Tatum's wife hides in a room, Bloody Face (or whoever is doing the stabbing — seems misleading if that's just another guy in a human-flesh mask) jabs at Maroon 5 like he’s a Capri Sun packet. He's just about to break down the door when we flash back to 1964. Read More...


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