The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Walking a Mile in Women’s Shoes

Is this the deal we’ve made without knowing? That every season of RHOBH that doesn’t lead up to a suicide of a cast member’s husband will, by default, be sputteringly dull, at least at first?

On last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, we watched as the ladies all sat in queue, gunning the engines of their pimped-out racecars before Andy Cohen shot a pistol into the air and they could actually start the race.

Three things happened, basically. Kyle, Taylor-like, spent a disgusting amount of money on an excessive, circus-themed birthday party for her little girl. Mauricio and Paul put on women’s shoes to walk a mile for a novelty charity walk that benefitted victims of domestic violence. And Adrienne and Lisa circled their wagons clockwise, then counterclockwise, alternately acknowledging and avoiding a conflict having to do with a tabloid accusation from the reunion that we are still not entirely clear about, since it did not transpire in front of the show’s audience in real time. Also, we got to see Camille. Hooray! Read More...

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