1. Nobody can state the thesis of this episode of MTV's Grody Fuckpalace better than the prince of soul, Marvin Gaye.
I heard it through the grapevine
Not much longer would you be mine.
Oh I heard it through the grapevine,
Oh and I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey yeah.
Mike spends much of this episode talking about dumping Headband because she has been exhibiting dangerous signs of a personality. He gets his sister's advice. Then he says he wants to be with someone like his sister, and then Pauly says he should be with someone like his sister, the repetition of which is not creepy at all.
"I want to break up with [Headband] in a really smooth, easy way, because I want to still hit it," says Mike. "I want to be like, 'Look, girl, it's not me, it's you. Can I still hit it?'" Read More...