I obviously had nothing to do at work today, so I came up with the MAD MEN Drinking Game.
To play the game you need the following:
1 Decanter filled with Scotch, Bourbon, or Whiskey
Set of highball glasses
Ice (optional)
Step 1: Game Preparation
If you like ice in your drink, place 2-3 cubes into a highball, otherwise drink like a man and leave the ice to the women
Liberally pour your choice of liquor into glasses for you and your pals
Gather the kidds around the TV and watch MAD MEN.
Step 2: Playing the Game
You should drink anytime you see or hear any of the following:
Racial Slurs
Witness Sexual Harassment in the workplace
Gossip about a Divorcee
Flashback to World War II
Pete pouts
Peggy falls in love
Someone has an affair
A tragedy occurs (Example: Nixon looses, a plane crashes, someone has a heart attack)
Betts ignores the vibrant woman alive within trying to break out
Someone orders a pretentious entree (Example: Vichyssoise, Oysters)
Any time the boys drink to a brilliant idea
Joan flirts
Joan acts like a Mean Girl
One of the office girls is caught crying in the lady's
Betts has a doctor's appointment
Feel free to Add your own to the list...
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