American Horror Story Recap: Lactose Intolerance

Hey, guys! Hope everybody had a frosty glass of milk during this deeply people-dairy-focused episode. I don't know about you guys, but I'm vegan now. I'm a feminist and in awe of woman's ability to create life and all, but if there's anything that I've learned from American Horror Story, it's that the human body is disgusting.

When we open, Dylan McDermott is sitting in a chair alone and smoking drugs. I was going to make a joke about how this is probably the way we all watch the show, but then I realized that watching this show on anything stronger than chamomile would probably make you go leaping out of a window like Helen Hunt. I can't be responsible for that. Read More...


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